February 2012
12 posts
I loved my dad like a father, and he betrayed me like a betrayer.
January 2012
48 posts
Bobby: Dad, I was thinking of taking some blind kids bowling...
Hank: Bobby, that's not funny.
Dale Gribble: I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford. You know what they say Ford stands for don't ya? 'Fix it again, Tony'
Hank Hill: You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale.
Dale: Fix... it... again... huh.
Bobby: That guy is just so... WEIRD!
Hank: I don't think a 13 year-old boy with a secret unicorn ranch set up in his bedroom has the right to call other people weird. That's right; we know about Rancho Unicorno.
“There is nothing more important to a magician than keeping secrets…probably...”
– Peggy Hill (King of the Hill)
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Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man. till dang ol government tries to block internet freedom to make em feel safe man I tell ya it’s unfair. SOPA an PIPA are dang ol messin up freedom of...
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I should just be a Fuck Yeah King of the Hill...
dannyrcastro:
:0 is that even a thing?
There are many King of the Hill blogs out there I’ll tell ya whut.
ahhyoulikeditsoyouputaringonit:
I tell you what
a king of da hill fanfiction
ilove2ritefanfictin:
one day hank hill wuz at wrk on day nd thinkng about hsi sexy wif peggy he dcided to exucse himslf n go to da restrom
on his way 2 the bathrom he noticd a room full of propan tanks
he sat on one nd ketp thinki about his wif but now he was thinkn about her in the rom wiht all da propane nd he thot is was prtty sexy
she was in a sexy nighty nd ribbing one of da propane...
