Dale: It’s too late. The beast’s already got him in its jaws. Your only way out is to start life over with a new identity. If you want, I can get you the birth certificate of a child who died in 1953… it’s hardly been used.
Hank: No! I am not a quitter!
Dale: Who’s not a quitter? My dead friend Hank Hill… or my new friend ”Rusty Shackleford”?